Is Ugly the New Pretty? No. It Isn't.

In addition to her stunning work as the least talented, most undeserving, most plain-old annoying "actress" of her (any?) generation, Helen "Rhymes With" Hunt is now vying for the title of Ugliest Person Ever. Kyra Sedgwick, consider the gauntlet thrown:


[Image pilfered from Go Fug Yourself]

Not to belabor a far more high-profile case of precipitous decline, but what did happen to the deliciously underaged sexpot redhead who warmed the loins of every stoned college freshman who rented Mean Girls? Join the search and do your part to repatriate Lindsay Lohan's curves. It's far too late for Helen Hunt. She was never salvageable anyway. But Lindsay needs our help. There is still good in her. I can sense the conflict within her.